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A Golfer Named Jones Was Twenty Minutes Late At The Fourth Tee One
Sunday Morning, And The Other Three Members Of The Regular Foursome Were
Almost Ready To Drive Off Without Him.
A golfer named Jones was twenty minutes late at the fourth tee one
Sunday morning, and the other three members of the regular foursome were
almost ready to drive off without him.
"I agreed with my wife," explained Jones, "that this Sunday I'd toss a
coin to see whether I played golf or go to church. And you know guys, I
had to toss that stupid coin forty-three times before it came up heads!"
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