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• Q: What is the first thing you should do after a steam roller runs over your foot?
  A: Call a toe truck....
• How about those Dodge Turbo Wagons?! What's the deal on those anyway?
  You can sleep in the back while you're waiting for a tow truck. Jim Samuel...
• What kind of truck do ballerinas drive? Toe trucks.
• Two salesmen were traveling in the country when their car breaks down.
  The only house around for miles was a large mansion....
• How do you unload a truck full of babies? With a pitchfolk.
• What do you call a man who has a toe growing from his knee? Tony, silly.
• I had quite an experience today. I was in the mall parking lot and there was this woman getting in her car.
  She was about to close the door when this other woman tried to park beside her and hit her car, slamming the door on her foot....
• Do you hear or fear or do I smash the mirror?
• Q: What do you call a quadriplegic on your doorstep? A: Matt.