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• Contributed by Steve Kufer, who attended the event.
  Here are highlights from Comedy Celebration Day on July 31, 1988 in San Francisco....
• ow truck What do you do if you smash your toe? You call a tow truck.
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• Before I Went To College I Wish I Had Known: That it didn't matter how late I scheduled my first class, I'd sleep through it anyway.
  That I could change so much and barely realize it....
• ENTER DATA, ENAMORATA Back into the fray. Thanks to all who sent along best wishes at the outset of my vacation.
  Now, as you rejoin the ranks and the column moves out into another fiscal front, let’s get those shoulders back, chests out, stomachs in and tongues in cheek....
• Boy, Can A Four Year Old Be Loud! Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning.
  As I came into my bedroom about 2 a.m., I found my two children in bed with my wife, Patty, apparently scared by the loud storm....
• At 3:00 sharp a lady came into Jim's friendly tavern and ordered a Bud in a bottle.
  She picks up the Bud and downs it, takes one look at Jim, her eyes roll back in their sockets and she falls off the bar stool....
• What do you call a LADA with a turbo? A Skoda.