Dolly Parton And Princess Di Died, And Both Of Them Arrived At The Pearly Gates Simultaneously.

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Dolly Parton and Princess Di died, and both of them arrived at
the Pearly Gates simultaneously.
St. Peter told them, "Our computer is down right now, so we can
only take one person right now. You must show me which one of
you is best qualified to enter Heaven".
Dolly opened her blouse and said "How about *THESE*!?!"
"Oh, WOW!", said St. Peter, "that's really impressive". "Can you
compete with this?", he asked Lady Di.
Lady Di lifted up her skirt, squatted, and douched!

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