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• Perry Brando? Q. What do you get when you cross The Godfather with a lawyer?
  A. You get an offer you can't understand. Opener (above) Copyright 1997 by Vincent Sabio To subscribe to the "HumourNet" mailing list, send the following command to "listproc@csf....
• Tools of the Trade, Take One The Latest Quote From OJ
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