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  A: An innuendo. To subscribe to the "HumourNet" mailing list, send the following command to "listproc@csf....
• The Importance of Advance Planning The husband of a woman I used to work with held up a Domino's that was located directly across the street from the police station.
  When he left the store, the employee from Domino's went outside and said to the policeman standing across the street that he had just been robbed....
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• Hey! I'll Pack Those Parachutes ... Q: What do you call 100 skydiving lawyers?
  A: Skeet. Opener (above) Copyright 1997 by Vincent Sabio To subscribe to the "HumourNet" mailing list, send the following command to "listproc@csf....
• To Sue or Not To Sue? If at first you don't succeed, try hiring a lawyer to sue somebody.
  Opener (above) Copyright 1997 by Vincent Sabio To subscribe to the "HumourNet" mailing list, send the following command to "listproc@csf....
• Perry Brando? Q. What do you get when you cross The Godfather with a lawyer?
  A. You get an offer you can't understand. Opener (above) Copyright 1997 by Vincent Sabio To subscribe to the "HumourNet" mailing list, send the following command to "listproc@csf....
• The Importance of Not Being Seen -- Take Two I just found your Stupid Criminal Hall of Shame, and I think it's great!
  I have one for you, from Peoria, Illinois (my home town)....
• Yet Another Name For It ... "The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions.
  The hypothalamus controls the `Four Fs': 1. fighting...