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• I've got this compilation of variations on the "My Dog's Got no Nose" joke, which I thought you might like to use in rec.
  humor.funny. I have read your list of submission guidelines, and I know that you don't like people to submit groups of jokes all at once, *but* ....
• 1st man: My dog's got no nose. 2nd man: How does he smell?
  1st man: Awful. (Traditional) 1st man: My dog's got no nose....
• Three women are chatting about the various attributes of their men .
  .. 1st woman: I call my man Long John, because he's got a loong john....
• Who is on 1st. What is on 2nd. I Don't Know is on 3rd.
• Two very elderly men were having a conversation about sex
  1st: Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30 year old!...
• Sometimes you just have to wonder... I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
  I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy....
• Flying = 2nd Greatest Experience Landing = 1
• Two brunettes and a blonde are in the hospital awaiting the arrival of their first children.
  The 1st brunette says, "I just know I'm going to have a girl, 'cuz I conceived while I was on my back"....