Related:

• Three women are chatting about the various attributes of their men .
  .. 1st woman: I call my man Long John, because he's got a loong john....
• I've got this compilation of variations on the "My Dog's Got no Nose" joke, which I thought you might like to use in rec.
  humor.funny. I have read your list of submission guidelines, and I know that you don't like people to submit groups of jokes all at once, *but* ....
• 1st Person : I'm a philatelist - I collect stamps.
  2nd person : I'm a lepedoptorist - I collect butterflies....
• 1st man: My dog's got no nose. 2nd man: How does he smell?
  1st man: Awful. (Traditional) 1st man: My dog's got no nose....
• Sing to the song "I'm so Excited": Choru
  This fall it looks like Bush against Dukakis. A choice between a preppie and a nerd....
• Fresh? 1st woman: "How was your date last night?" 2nd woma
  I had to slap him six times." 1st: "Goodness. Was he that fresh?...
• Two very elderly men were having a conversation about sex
  1st: Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30 year old!...
• Two brunettes and a blonde are in the hospital awaiting the arrival of their first children.
  The 1st brunette says, "I just know I'm going to have a girl, 'cuz I conceived while I was on my back"....