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  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
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  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
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  His boss and wife both suggested that he take an Andrew Carnegie course....
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• Little Eddie was bent over his desk when the teacher came up and asked him, &quo
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