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• I once knew a medical man who loved frozen daiquiris.
  He was at a bar one night drinking one when a piece of hickory-wood form the ceiling fell into the glass....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• Why does it take two homosexuals to rape a girl? One to hold her down and the other to tease her hair.
• OK; here's the Sorority Girl joke list. 1. Q: What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?
  A: "Have another beer." 2. Q: Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?...
• Prom The photographer in the office next to mine was sending out prom pictures, when her little girl started asking about proms.
  She explained all about them. While going through the shots, they came across one of two girls as a couple, who looked kind of tough....
• One night the local lothario took out the one girl nobody had gotten to before.
  On the way back from dinner he took a detour to the lover's lane....
• A little girl went to the Judge and asked to be taken away from her parents .
  .. Judge: "Little girl, don't you want to live with your Mommy?...
• A little boy and a little girl are playing. The little boy pulls down his shorts and says, "*I* have one of these and you *don't*.
  The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother....
• I met a girl at a party the other night. One thing led to another and before I knew it, I was having sex with her.
  I wondered what kind of birth control she was using....