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A Little Girl Went To The Judge And Asked To Be Taken Away From Her Parents .
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A little girl went to the Judge and asked to be taken away from her
parents ...
Judge: "Little girl, don't you want to live with your Mommy?"
Little Girl: "No, my Mommy beats me."
Judge: "Little girl, don't you want to live with your Daddy?"
Little Girl: "No, my Daddy beats me too."
Judge: "Well little girl, who do you want to live with?"
Little Girl: "I want to live with the Cubs because they never beat
anyone!"
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