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• Mikhail Gorbachev woke up one morning feeling great.
  He walked to his window, saw the sun coming up and crowed, "Good morning, sun!...
• Gorbachev quickly woke Raisa and his closest aides, took them to the window and said, &quo
  Good morning, Comrade sun." Again the voice boomed, &quo...
• I once knew a medical man who loved frozen daiquiris.
  He was at a bar one night drinking one when a piece of hickory-wood form the ceiling fell into the glass....
• What's red and white and scratches on the window? Baby in the microwave.
  Hear the one about two teanagers, about to make love in the back seat of a car?...
• Two guys were drinking in a bar. The second guy says to the first guy &quo
  You want to see something amazing?" and pulls out of his pocket a miniature piano....
• The first guy told them about their car, and wondered if he could possibly give them a hand.
  "Well, it's too d*amn late out, I s'pose you could stay the night here, on the grounds that you keep yer paws off my wife and daughter....
• The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl.
  She was reciting her confession, and it was all too much for him....
• Syadov walks into the Moscow health clinic and asks to see an ear-and-eye doctor.
  The nurse explains to him that there isn't a specialist in those two areas at the clinic, but tells him that they have an eye-doctor AND an ear, nose, and throat man....