As The Woman Was Instructing The New Maid On The Great Care Required In Handling Certain Valuable Household Objects, She Pointed To The Dining Room And Said With Obvious Satisfaction, &quo

As The Woman Was Instructing The New Maid On The Great Care Required In Handling Certain Valuable Household Objects, She Pointed To The Dining Room And Said With Obvious Satisfaction, &quo

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As the woman was instructing the new maid on
the great care required in handling certain
valuable household objects, she pointed to the
dining room and said with obvious satisfaction,
"That table goes back to Louis the Fourteenth."
"Oh, that's nothing," the maid interjected. "My
whole living-room set goes back to Sears the
fifteenth."

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