Four women were sitting around talking.
First woman says, "My son, he wears a black skull cap
and black cossack. When he walks into a room all the people
get up and say, 'Oh, my Father!'".
Second woman says, "So? My son, he wears a red skull
cap and red cossack. When he walks into a room all the
people get up and say, 'Oh, my Reverence!'".
Third woman says, "Ach! My son, he wears a white skull
cap and white cossack. When he walks into a room all the
people get up and say, 'Oh, my Holiness!'".
The fourth woman says, "That's nothing. My son, he is
5'2" tall and 442 pounds. When he walks into a room all the
people get up and say, 'Oh, my GOD!'".
