The Teacher Instructed The Class To Draw A Picture From Something In The Bible.

The Teacher Instructed The Class To Draw A Picture From Something In The Bible.

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The teacher instructed the class to draw a picture from something in the
Bible. As she walked around the room, she noticed one child drawing a
picture of a car with 3 faces in it.
"What part of the bible is that from?" she asked.
"Oh, that's God driving Adam and Eve out of Eden".

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