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• TO MY DARLING HUSBAND, I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it.
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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
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  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
• A woman is nearly caught with her lover when her husband comes home early.
  To hide her lover, she puts him in the closet. While in the closet, the lover soon learns that he is not alone....