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  In a quandary the bartender replies, "Anhauser Busch?...
• Punny 1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
  2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor....
• hree strings were standing in front of a bar and were deciding wether or not to have a drink.
  The first says "You know they don't serve strings in this bar....
• This guy goes walking into a bar with an alligator.
  He sets the the alligator up on the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you serve cajuns in this bar?...
• A bear walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we don't serve no beer to no bears in this bar.
  The bear asks again and is again told, "We don't serve no beer to no bears in this bar....
• A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer.
  Sorry. We don't serve bears here" said the bartender....
• When To Go Home A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
  After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer....
• A bear went into a bar and ordered a beer. He gave the bartender a twenty and the bartender went to the other end of the bar to put the money in the register.
  The second bartender whispered to the first, "He's a bear, what does he know, shortchange him....