three strings were standing in front of a bar and were deciding wether
or not to have a drink. The first says "You know they don't serve
strings in this bar." The second says, "let's try anyway."
So the first string goes up to the bar and asks the bartender for a
beer. The bar tender says "Your a string. We don't serve strings here
Get out of my bar"
The second string goes in and asks for a drink and gets the same
treatment.
The third string decides that a disguise would help and makes a not at
his neck to look like a tie and frays the end of the string to look like
hair. He enters the bar and asks the bartender for a beer and the
bartender serves him one. But the bartender thinks something is wrong
and stares at the string for a while and comes over and says "Are you
a string?" The string replies "No, I'm afraid not"
