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• A bear walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we don't serve no beer to no bears in this bar.
  The bear asks again and is again told, "We don't serve no beer to no bears in this bar....
• A bear went into a bar and ordered a beer. He gave the bartender a twenty and the bartender went to the other end of the bar to put the money in the register.
  The second bartender whispered to the first, "He's a bear, what does he know, shortchange him....
• A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer.
  The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here"....
• hree strings were standing in front of a bar and were deciding wether or not to have a drink.
  The first says "You know they don't serve strings in this bar....
• A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink.
  So he sits down at the bar, and the gay bartender says to him, "What's the name of your penis?...
• Man and tall brown bear wearing a hat go into a bar.
  Man: I'll have a pint of beer, and the bear'll have a large Matabooboo....
• A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?
  . "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the man....