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• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
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• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
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• Soon After The Invention of the Thermos... One day Ken is sitting in his house when the doorbell unexpectedly rings.
  He answers the door and finds a salesman standing on his porch with a strange object....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• A man became suspicious of his wife. He was convinced that she was having an affair with another man although she consistantly denied it.
  One day he decided to leave work early to try to "catch her in the act"....
• Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?
• A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.
  It says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES....