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Signs of Aging Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals....
Dead Men Read No Mail My father died on Jan 02, 1995.
He left no forwarding address. Therefore, it fell to me to collect his mail....
Great Excuse A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit.
He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror....
The Top 15 Signs Your Librarian is Nuts 15> Entire library stock replaced by 50,000 copies of "Yes, I Can" by Sammy Davis, Jr.
14> Half-dozen recently-extracted tongues stapled to the...
Kids Quotes HOW DO PEOPLE IN LOVE TYPICALLY BEHAVE?
"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour....
HOW TO KNOW YOU'RE GROWING OLD Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals....
The Top 19 Signs Your Psychic Is a Phony 19> Keeps shaking black "crystal ball," then saying, "Ask again later.
18> Tells you you're going to die but doesn't exactly know when or how. ...

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