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Signs a Romance Novel has been Plagiarized 15> Hero rips open heroine's bodice and gasps, "Bosoms are like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're going to get." 14> Book after bo...
Signs Arnold Schwarzenegger is 50 Years Old 15> His Humvee's left turn signal is always on.
14> Vericose veins bulging out of his neck....
Signs You've Been in Vegas Too Long 15> You've seen that same quarter three times.
14> The powder on your fingers sets off the airport metal detector....
Old TV Show Plots Updated for the 90's (Part I) 15> "Gidget Dot Com" -- Jenny McCarthy stars as Gidget the world-famous Webmistress and part-time model.
14> "The Love Boat" -- Doc sel...
Old TV Show Plots Updated for the 90's (Part II) 15> "Lassie" -- Timmy falls down the old well, bringing a CNN news crew and a dozen benefit concerts before Lassie can even say, "Woof".
...
Signs That Microsoft Owns Part of Apple 15> Apple's stock fell only 25% last week.
14> Bill Gates's birthday now a paid holiday for Apple employees....
Ways To Send Packages During the UPS Strike 15> Use FedEx's new "Not Very Important" class.
Ways to Commemorate the 20th Anniversary of Elvis Presley's Death 15> Have the King exhumed, breaded, deep-fried & reburied.
14> For crying out loud, he's NOT DEAD! How many 7-11 sighting...
Signs Your Execution Isn't Going Well 15> The poison gas is bad enough, but pumping laughing gas into the audience chamber is just plain cruel!
14> The anti-capital punishment demonstra...
New Movies Starring Christian Slater 15> "Biting Raoul" 14> "Dentl" 13> "Alien IV

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