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Ways To Make New York a Nicer Place to Live 10. Goodbye, crack dens -- hello, luxury crack suites!
9. Have Mayor Giuliani change his last name to "McCheese....
Ways Oprah is Celebrating Her Victory 10. Shouting, "I'm going to buy Disneyworld!
9. Jell-o shots with Ricki Lake. 8. Starring in new Broadway musical...
New Tourist Slogans For New York 10. We'll pick your pocket and steal your heart.
9. If our strippers don't smile, the next lap dance is free....
Signs You're at a Bad McDonald's 10. Your "Quarter Pounder" has a long, thin tail.
9. The kid serving you has grill marks on his forehead....
Least Popular Children's Books 10. "The little intern that could" 9.
You've got an infected limb, Charlie Brown" 8....
You might be a teacher if... You might be a teacher if.
.. You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free....
Signs That You Won't Be Winning An Academy Award 10.
Instead of "direct to video," your movie was released "direct to landfill" 9....
Ten Other Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of the White House 10.
Ask Hillary, "So which number mistress are you?" 9....
Ways President Clinton Can Distract Attention From The Scandal 10.
Make guest appearance on "Ellen" as "Ricky-the Gay Gabana Boy....
Septuplets Pet Peeves 10. Every week, mom leaves at least one of us at the racetrack.
9. Parents haven't even named three of us. 8....

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