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  Change the words of the Lord's prayer to read: "Give us each day our daily CHICKEN....
• The Ultimate Urban Legend I was on my way to the post office to pick up my case of free M&M's (sent to me because I forwarded an e-mail to five other people
  celebrating the fact that the year 2000 is "MM" in Roman numerals), when I ran into a friend whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering from having been served a rat in his bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken (which is predictable, since as everyone knows, there's no actual chicken in Kentucky Fried Chicken, which is why the government made them change their name to KFC)....
• KFC and the Pope After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor.
  The Pope says, "What can I do?" The Colonel says, "I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken'....
• The Straight Dope On Food, Health, & Exercise: ** Q
  I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life....
• THE BELCHING DRAGON RESTAURANT MENU ***** 50 Lbs Rice With Every Order Free can soda with orders over $
  100. Chinese Food To Eat In Or Take Out Soups Dropped Egg Soup....
• In Taiwan, the translation of the Pepsi slogan "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" came out as "Pepsi will bring your ancestors back from the dead.
• Sir, I admit your general rule, That every poet is a fool.
  But you yourself may serve to show it, Every fool is not a poet....
• Another practical joke under the guise of a co-ordination test is the following.
  Ask your victim to take a quarter and place it on a piece of paper....
• QUESTION: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ? ANSWERS
  Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American....