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Start The Conversation By Reciting Today's Date And Saying, "This May Be My Last Entry.
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How to Order Pizza By Phone
Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
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Pizza Pranks 1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone), and ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Tell the order taker that you have a rival pizza place on the other line, and you're going with the lowest bidder....
Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!
Bumper Stickers Sighted Throughout the World "The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
"I love cats...they taste just like chicken" "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot....
ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE.
TIME IS WHAT KEEPS THINGS FROM HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE I DIDN'T FIGHT MY WAY TO THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN TO BE A VEGETARIAN....
It's my birthday today! Hooray.
Polite Rejection This goes out to any woman who's had to reject a loser.
Now we have a form letter to send out. Dear (name)- I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr....
May your computer grow ears and start listening.
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
Today is the last day of your life, so far.