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• One day an old man and his wife were sitting in the waiting room of the old man's urologist.
  The nurse stepped in, holding three specimen jars in her hand....
• A man goes to his doctor for his yearly checkup. The doctor instructs him to give a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample.
  Gee, I'm in kind of a hurry Doc," the man says, "can I just leave a pair of my underwear?...
• A man with a pain in his arm called a doctor to make an appointment.
  The secretary told him to bring a sample of his morning urine with him....
• One day John's tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in and see a doctor.
  When he got to the doctor's office the nurse told him he could see the doctor in 15 minutes but, first he'd have to give a urine sample....
• Quick Thinker There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market.
  One day, a man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce....
• An eldrly couple decided to get married. The old gentleman had been after her for years, and she agree on the condition that they both get complete physical exams.
  They went to the doctor's office together, and he was called first....
• Syadov walks into the Moscow health clinic and asks to see an ear-and-eye doctor.
  The nurse explains to him that there isn't a specialist in those two areas at the clinic, but tells him that they have an eye-doctor AND an ear, nose, and throat man....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....