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• A group on nuns are travelling in a car when it has a flat tire.
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• Pizza Pranks 1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone), and ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
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• You Know You've Been Online Too Long When... ** Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
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  If you follow these instructions, you can have your human trained in no time....
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  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Anyway, Amos is getting on in years and his family decides that he is just too much of a burden anymore.
  Time to put him in a retirement home. So they take him out to Sunny Hills Retirement Community and install him in his now home....