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Tell The Order Taker You're Depressed. Get Him/her To Cheer You Up.
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How to Order Pizza By Phone
Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up. 22. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.
Related:
Pizza Pranks 1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone), and ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Tell the order taker that you have a rival pizza place on the other line, and you're going with the lowest bidder....
Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired.
Imitate the order taker's voice.
Psychoanalyze the order taker.
Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?
Ask what the order taker is wearing.
Report a petty theft to the order taker.
A group on nuns are travelling in a car when it has a flat tire.
They get out and try to change it, but being rather unworldly do not know how to do it....
If you want to cheer up, cheer up someone.