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How to Order Pizza By Phone
Change your accent every three seconds.
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Pizza Pranks 1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone), and ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Tell the order taker that you have a rival pizza place on the other line, and you're going with the lowest bidder....
argeant major in pompous voice - british accent) Three English gentlemen, all properly attired, were sitting in a train compartment while traveling thru the English countryside.
All three busily engrossed in reading their London Times....
If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.
Barnum is out of date - it's one every 10 seconds now..
Your computer will self-destruct in 5 second
Your computer will self-destruct in 5 seconds.
From major@shuksan.UUCP Mon Feb 6 18:30:03 1989 Flag
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** Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches....
Murphy's laws of combat operations... ** Friendly fire - isn't.
** Recoilless rifles - aren't. ** If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid....