Say "Are You Sure This Is (Pizza Place)? When They Say Yes, Say "Well, So Is This!

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Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?"

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