How To Order Pizza By Phone

How To Order Pizza By Phone

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Engage in some serious swapping.
Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs.
If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word....
Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background.
Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired....
If he/she suggests a side order, ask why he/she is punishing you.
Ask if the pizza has had its shots.
Order a steamed pizza.
Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say, "This is your (time of day) wake-up call, So-and-so.
Hang up....
Offer to pay for the pizza with a public flogging.

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