How To Pass Your Exam

How To Pass Your Exam

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Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you.
Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice....
Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc.
.. sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam....
During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes.
If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think....
Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx Suck

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