From "Dear Abby" Newspaper Column- Dear Abby, I Have Always Wanted To Have My Family History Traced, But I Can't Afford To Spend A Lot Of Money To Do It.

Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....
CHILDREN SPEAK TO GOD Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? * Jane Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?...
Not tonight dear........ I have a MODEM!
Not tonight, dear. I have a modem.
Not tonight dear.....I have a modem
Dead Men Read No Mail My father died on Jan 02, 1995.
He left no forwarding address. Therefore, it fell to me to collect his mail....
Larry Lobster and Sam Clam where best friends. They did everything together.
The only difference between them is that Larry was the nicest Lobster ever and Sam, well lets just say he was not so good....
While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
COmplete NORM Sayings from CHEERS. In chronological orde
No Help Wanted: Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?...