Little Tommy Walks Into His Primary School Classroom One Morning To Be Confronted By His Teacher.

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Little Tommy walks into his primary school classroom one morning
to be confronted by his teacher....

Miss: Ahh, Good Morning Tommy, and where were you yesterday?

Tommy: I'm sorry Miss, but my Grandad got burnt.

Miss: He wasn't too badly hurt was he?

Tommy: Oh aye Miss, they don't fuck around at these crematoriums you know.

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