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Q. What Is Long, Hard, And Carries Seamen? A. A Submarine.
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Q. What is long, hard, and carries seamen?
A. A submarine.
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What is long and Hard, and contains Seamen? A Submarine!
Q: What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A: A new last name.
Sir, I admit your general rule, That every poet is a fool.
But you yourself may serve to show it, Every fool is not a poet....
Q: How do you sink a polish submarine. A: Knock on the door!!
Q: How do you sink a Polish submarine? A: Knock on the hatch!
Q: What's jello? A: Kool aid with a hard-on.
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Q: What's twelve inches long and white? A: Nothing.
Q: What's the difference between LIGHT and HARD? A: You can sleep with a *light* on.