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• A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
  As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest....
• There was a big party going on in the local mental hospital.
  It was a big event, and one of the local doctors had been invited to tour the grounds during the festival....
• Making The Rounds... A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning round
  and he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand....
• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
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  The nurse explains to him that there isn't a specialist in those two areas at the clinic, but tells him that they have an eye-doctor AND an ear, nose, and throat man....
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