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What Goes In Dry, Pink And Hard, And Comes Out Wet, Pink And Soft?
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What goes in dry, pink and hard, and comes out
wet, pink and soft? Chewing gum.
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What goes in hard and stiff and comes out soft and goo-ey? --- Gum
Q: What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? A: Chewing gum.
What's pink and hard in the morning? The financial times crossword.
What's pink, wrinkled and hangs out your trousers? Your gran.
What's pink, wrinkled, and hangs out your pajamas? -- Your mother.
Surrender the pink!
The ABC's Of Gum Chewing.
Q: What`s moist and pink and split right down the middle? A: A grapefruit.
Q: What is long and pink and drags the ocean floor? A: Moby's dick.