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• Me hav'em heap trouble. - Tonto the programme
• * Canada Remote Systems, Toronto, 416-629-7000
• Tonto and the Lone Ranger were lost on the prarie one day.
  The Lone Ranger, says to Tonto: "Use your Indian instincts and get us out of this mess....
• Mark Bartelt Hospital for Sick Children, Toronto
• 367. Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
  A: She fell out of the tree....
• Heard on CBC Radio "Prime Time": Why won't the NHL let Hamilton have a hockey franchise?
  Because then Toronto would want one too....
• 108 There's an unbroken babe from Toronto, Exceedingly hard to get onto, But when you get there, And have parted the hair, You can fuck her as much as you want to.
• TORONTO, Oct 3, 1988 - Ben Johnson was charged today with speeding.
  His Ferrari was clocked significantly higher than the 100km/h limit on highway 401 (similar to an interstate, but about 14 lanes wide)....
• Rejected Sidekick Names 15> The Sidekick Formerly Known as Tonto 14> Al Gore 13> HansonLad 12> Andrew Ridgely 11> Guano Boy 10> The Lapdance Kid 9> Minor in a Dubious Living Arrangement With a Bachelor Mentor 8> VomitBoy 7> Caller of 911 6> Easily-Wedgied Wally 5> Passive-Agressive Middle Child 4> The Well-Meaning But Decidedly Dense Guy 3> Buttockshead 2> Vulnerabo and the Number 1 Rejected Sidekick Name.
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