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• An avid Dallas Cowboys fan took his dog to a sports bar one Sunday afternoon to watch the game.
  The bartender reluctantly let the dog in, and the pooch sat quietly as the game progressed....
• A man took his dog into a pub, bought a pint and settled down to watch the football on the TV set above the bar.
  As luck would have it, it was a Fulham home game....
• I've got this compilation of variations on the "My Dog's Got no Nose" joke, which I thought you might like to use in rec.
  humor.funny. I have read your list of submission guidelines, and I know that you don't like people to submit groups of jokes all at once, *but* ....
• 1st man: My dog's got no nose. 2nd man: How does he smell?
  1st man: Awful. (Traditional) 1st man: My dog's got no nose....
• Here is a joke from the March issue of Playboy: {ed But they didn't write it.
  } An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink....
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• A 5-year-old girl gets a kitten for her birthday. Soon thereafter, the Mom, while getting into the car slams the door on the kitten, killing it in front of her daughter.
  Mom explains that "this is life", accidents happen, we learn from our mistakes, and so on....
• What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
  ( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....
• MY DOG "Sex") Usually, everyone who has a dog either calls it 'Rover' or 'Fifi' or some- thing.
  I called mine 'Sex.' Well, 'Sex' is a very embarrassing name....