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• Man is in a bar with his dog watching the Cowboys play on TV.
  The 'Boys score a TD and the dog starts barking like crazy....
• A man took his dog into a pub, bought a pint and settled down to watch the football on the TV set above the bar.
  As luck would have it, it was a Fulham home game....
• Here is a joke from the March issue of Playboy: {ed But they didn't write it.
  } An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink....
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
• A man is looking at a soccer game, in this case FEYENOORD - AJAX
  suddenly Feyenoord scores a goal, and the dog applauds....
• Punny 1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
  2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....