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• Two gynecologists meet on a conference. As usual, they tell each other what cases they have had the past year.
  1: Well, I have had a patient with breasts, just like melons....
• Two friends reminiscing over sex... This woman had a clitoris like a pickle!
  What - so BIG? No, so SOUR!...
• LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE by Kip Adotta It was Cucumber the Fi
  Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and I was busheled....
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
  One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
• LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE by Kip Adotta It was Cucumber the Fi
  Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and I was busheled....
• 4 rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and 3 were always in accord against the fourth.
  One day, the odd rabbi out, with the usual "3 to 1, majority rules" statement that signified that he had lost again, decided to appeal to a higher authority....
• Actual Doctors' Notes On Patient's Charts: ** Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year ** On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely.
  ** She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night....