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  1: Well, I have had a patient with breasts, just like melons....
• Two gynecologists meet on a conference. As usual, they tell each other what cases they have had the past year.
  1: Well, I have had a patient with breasts, just like melons....
• PICK-UP REBUTTALS 1) Man: "Haven't we met before?
  Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic....
• 135 There was a young girl from the Bronix Who had a vagina of onyx.
  She had so much `tsoris' With her clitoris, She traded it in for a Packard....
• It seems that mathematics isn't so impeccable after all!
  Especially when it comes to sex! Here are some mathematical truisms that didn't quite hold up!...
• WOMEN SPEAK IN OESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS
  First of all, a man does not call it a relationship - he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie were doing it on a semi-regular basis....
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• I had a strange experience last week. I was in a bar, there were these two good looking women in the corner, so I said "Hey bartender I want to by those two women a drink".
  The bartender gagged and said "NO NO they are lesbians, you don't want to have anything to do with them"....
• Two ex-World War II American Generals were sat in a hotel bar, late at night, reminiscing over the old days.
  The first used to be in the Army, while the second spent his active service in the Navy....