A city slicker drives through a little town, and stops at a gas
station to fill up. Going into the station to pay he sees a man
playing checkers with a dog. "Utterly fantastic", he gasps, "a dog
who plays checkers. You could take him to the city and make piles of
money with him." After his next move the man looks up and says , "Awh,
he ain't so smart. I can beat him two out of three."
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...