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  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
• These Two Were Meant For Each Other... A truck driver was going south on I-75, when he came upon a weight station.
  When he pulled in and got on the scales to be weighed, the scale master told the driver that he was 900lbs....
• Mommy Mommy, Can I play with Grandma? Shut up kid, You've already dug her up 3 times today!
  Little Boy Blue, come blow your horn. The sheeps in the meadow, the cows in the corn....
• Unknown A man stoped at a traffic light in his brand new Rolls Royce.
  A bright red Porsche pulls up beside him, rolled down his window and excitedly entices the Rolls driver to do the same....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• THE DARWIN AWARDS Date: December,1997 The Darwin Award is made each year to the person who has managed to kill themselves (and therefore prevent the survival of their genes - hence Darwin!
  ) in the most bizarre way imaginable. Previous winners have included the man killed when the vending machine he was trying to extract a can of Coke from fell on him, and last years aviator who strapped a JATO module (rocket) to his car and lit the blue touchpaper....
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• It's Always Lawyer Season There was a truck driver, who every time he saw a lawyer walking along the edge of the road, would swerve his truck and run over the lawyer.
  One day, while making his deliveries, the driver saw a kindly old priest walking along the roadway on his way to the mission....
• Kill the nerds Since hunting season is going strong, I thought this might be approprite.
  .. This was sent in by Kevin Dewinter from somewhere in Cyberspace....