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• One day a city dweller decided to take a ride in the country.
  He hopped into his fancy, imported sportscar, zipped out along the big highway for a while, then got off and drove along a very rural dirt road in the middle of farm country....
• I was driving through North Wales one day last summer, when I had the misfortune to run out of petrol right out in the sticks.
  It was about 5 miles to the nearest house, but when I got there the farmer who lived in it was very hospitable and offered to drive me back to my car with a can of petrol, as long as I stayed to have a bite to eat first....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• And now... the saga continues...) A city boy went duck hunting in the country one day.
  While hunting he shot a duck which fell on the property of a farmer....
• A city boy went duck hunting in the country one day.
  While hunting he shot a duck which fell on the property of a farmer....
• Once, a traveling salesman was driving along an old country dirt road, miles from civilization.
  Things would have been fine, but needed to take a shit, real bad....
• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....