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• A man was trapped on a deserted island that was sinking into the sea.
  As the water lapped around his feet, a motor boat suddenly approached the island....
• GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to evacuate because the river was rising.
  One door they came to, the man said "GOD will save me"....
• Stuck on an Island An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation.
  He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• Jesus and Moses are in Heaven, fishing from a rowboat.
  As they were fishing, they began to reminisce the miracles they performed when they were on Earth....
• There was a pod of whales in the water. One whale spotted a boat.
  He said to his buddy, "That's the boat that killed Moby Dick!...
• It happened during world war two. A pilot was shot down somewhere over the South Pacific.
  He ditched his plane in the water, got into his little rubber boat, and paddled over to an island which happened to be nearby....
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• The Workaholic... A workaholic finally decided to take a long overdue vacation.
  He booked a Caribbean cruise and was having the time of his life....