A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the
ship after a large evening ashore. As they climbed the gangway the
captain threw up all over himself. Pointing to an apprentice seaman
above him, he shouted:
"Give that man five days in the brig for vomiting!"
The following morning the captain was checking the log and saw that the
young seaman had been sentenced to ten days and asked the chief mate why.
"Well, Cap'n, when we got you undressed we found that he'd also shit in
your pants."
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...