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• A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after a large evening ashore.
  As they climbed the gangway the captain threw up all over himself....
• Captain Bravado... Long ago, there lived an officer of the Royal Navy named Captain Bravado.
  He was a manly man's man, who showed no fear when facing his enemies....
• Hi Folks, The following is a little humour written by Tom Wade of EuroKom and Eoin Meehan of Printech International plc.
  We hope it lightens your day! Distribute or destroy at will!...
• When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
  One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
• Not the Sharpest Knife in the Drawer! Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home.
  After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting pleas to come out and give himself up....
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• Here's one people can tell to their grandmothers: Once upon a time there was a famous sea captain.
  This captain was very successful at what he did...
• Here's one people can tell to their grandmothers: Once upon a time there was a famous sea captain.
  This captain was very successful at what he did...
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....