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• The Pope is working on a crossword puzzle one Sunday afternoon.
  He stops for a moment or two, scratches his forehead, then asks the Cardinal, "Can you think of a four-letter word for 'woman' that ends in 'u-n-t?...
• Dirty Mind Quiz. 1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?
  2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?...
• One day a guy was sitting on a bus next to an old lady who was filling out a crossword puzzle.
  Just when he thought the trip was getting boring when the old lady leaned over and asked, "Excuse me, but can you help me with this puzzle?...
• The Pope goes on a visit to S. Africa, and he is travelling along, in his Popemobile, by the side of a large river.
  Soon, he catches sight of a black man in the river, struggling and screaming as he tries vainly to fight off a huge crocodile....
• KFC and the Pope After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor.
  The Pope says, "What can I do?" The Colonel says, "I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken'....
• What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
  ( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....
• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
• LITTLE JOHNNY The teacher asked little Johnny, "What's two and two?
  . He counted 1-2-3-4 on his fingers and said, "Four, teacher?...
• Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere.
  One of the three men says, "I've got an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far....