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• Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere.
  One of the three men says, "I've got an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far....
• The great logician Betrand Russell (or was it A.N. Whitehead?
  ) once claimed that he could prove anything if given that 1+1=1....
• I'm not sure if the following one is a true story or not) The great logician Bertrand Russell (or was it A.
  N. Whitehead?) once claimed that he could prove anything if given that 1+1=1....
• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
• What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
  ( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....
• A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the animal hide with which they made their blanket.
  Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo Hide, while another might be known as Squaw of Deer Hide....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
  One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....